Today I farted so bad,behind the meat case, two people passed out.I blamed on bad chicken in the case.
State Law says never take the credit--always pass it on.
Till next time-------------------Poohpa
Showing posts with label rules. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rules. Show all posts
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Monday, September 20, 2010
Rudeness
My almost new BFF,Joy the Internet queen,a few weeks ago posted on her blog about some one who hit her car.She had just gotten it fixed from being hit at the mall.I felt sorry for her. When a person cares and loves their car,it really hurts them.
This brings me to my latest rant.What has happened to common since?People just don't give a damn any more!
This brings me to more things that piss me off.
Turds that do not pull over until the last 20 ft, when the lane ends.
Turds that cannot park in a space straight.Park it right dumb ass,the next person has a hard time getting in or out without hitting another car.
Turds that play their radio so loud that you can feel it a block away.
Turds that do not know who has the right of way at a four way stop.
Turds that do not understand what a double white line is for.
Turds in diesel trucks that leave them running when the trucks are not occupied.(the damn things stink and it is against the law--a real state law).
Tiil next time-------Poohpa
This brings me to my latest rant.What has happened to common since?People just don't give a damn any more!
This brings me to more things that piss me off.
Turds that do not pull over until the last 20 ft, when the lane ends.
Turds that cannot park in a space straight.Park it right dumb ass,the next person has a hard time getting in or out without hitting another car.
Turds that play their radio so loud that you can feel it a block away.
Turds that do not know who has the right of way at a four way stop.
Turds that do not understand what a double white line is for.
Turds in diesel trucks that leave them running when the trucks are not occupied.(the damn things stink and it is against the law--a real state law).
Tiil next time-------Poohpa
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
My hero
Steven Slater is my hero.The just could not take that bitch'n woman anymore.She cussed him and even hit him with the bags.I wonder what else she did before the plane landed.Some times it just ain't worth it.He will lose his job,his freedom,and even maybe even his retirement.
This because a woman could not follow the rules.When did people become so rude?Why does it always have to about me? Me,me,me,me,me,me and me.Courtesy has gone to hell.
I blame this on my generation, the sixties. If you do not remember it was all about ME.If you did not do it your way,you copped out.Do don't have time for your kids--so what? Don't want to work--tuff shit.Don't want to go to school,who cares?
You ever heard the saying,"shit rolls down hill." This is what happens morals go to hell!What ever happen to the golden rule?
When you do not make your kids behave,you have parents like this woman.
Our country needs a recurrence of family values.The old ways tend to be the best ways.This should be a state law.
This coming from an Old Fart, and proud of it.
I will quit gripe'n now.
Till next time---------------------Poohpa
This because a woman could not follow the rules.When did people become so rude?Why does it always have to about me? Me,me,me,me,me,me and me.Courtesy has gone to hell.
I blame this on my generation, the sixties. If you do not remember it was all about ME.If you did not do it your way,you copped out.Do don't have time for your kids--so what? Don't want to work--tuff shit.Don't want to go to school,who cares?
You ever heard the saying,"shit rolls down hill." This is what happens morals go to hell!What ever happen to the golden rule?
When you do not make your kids behave,you have parents like this woman.
Our country needs a recurrence of family values.The old ways tend to be the best ways.This should be a state law.
This coming from an Old Fart, and proud of it.
I will quit gripe'n now.
Till next time---------------------Poohpa
Friday, July 23, 2010
Texting
Yesterday I saw a lady driving down the freeway in rush hour traffic texting.Even I know this is not smart.Just call me an old fart but I think texting will ruin the world.I refuse to give in,this coming from the man that would never own a cell phone or a computer. I will never become a text/tard.
Yes I said tard anyone that cannot live without it has got to be retarded.It is going to be the social down fall of the world.I swear kids cannot spell or even have a normal conversation any more.Some of my friends do not understand my refusal to change.Who gives a crap? I am what I am.
Till next time, in a text free zone----Poohpa This is a new state law!
Yes I said tard anyone that cannot live without it has got to be retarded.It is going to be the social down fall of the world.I swear kids cannot spell or even have a normal conversation any more.Some of my friends do not understand my refusal to change.Who gives a crap? I am what I am.
Till next time, in a text free zone----Poohpa This is a new state law!
Monday, June 21, 2010
N and G policy
Through my life I have come up with a few things that have served me well, but this is close to being a life lesson.
I do not eat nutz or guts. This covers almost anything I consider gross or unclean.I modify this to fit he situation as needed.I will not eat liver,scrapple,souse,head cheese,haggis,menudo,sushi,calf fries,turkey fries,tongue,oysters,scallops,blood sausage,blood pudding,sweet breads,tripe(honey comb or regular),k-bobs(real men do not eat this)and most of all--spotted dick!--till next time----Poohpa
I do not eat nutz or guts. This covers almost anything I consider gross or unclean.I modify this to fit he situation as needed.I will not eat liver,scrapple,souse,head cheese,haggis,menudo,sushi,calf fries,turkey fries,tongue,oysters,scallops,blood sausage,blood pudding,sweet breads,tripe(honey comb or regular),k-bobs(real men do not eat this)and most of all--spotted dick!--till next time----Poohpa
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Life
It has been a while since I posted,but I have been busy and sick.
I need to tell you about my red car rule.
I do not drive red cars nor do I like anyone who does.Maybe I should say real men do not drive red cars.(The exception is my brother-in-law He is a real man and would whip my ass.Also my oldest son ,who is one cool dude and a manly man--I do not fear him as much.)
People who have red cars are usually homos-cross dressers or transvestites.
If on my 2nd job, I have to drive a red car it becomes rojo-not red.This is Poohpa state law.
Some cars are excepted --Red vetts-Dodge Chargers.This is another of my state laws.
If I do have to drive one I bitch and whine like a little little kid.
This a major rule I live by.(I still wonder about my brother-in-law.Don't worry about me I don't think he can read). till next time--Poohpa
I need to tell you about my red car rule.
I do not drive red cars nor do I like anyone who does.Maybe I should say real men do not drive red cars.(The exception is my brother-in-law He is a real man and would whip my ass.Also my oldest son ,who is one cool dude and a manly man--I do not fear him as much.)
People who have red cars are usually homos-cross dressers or transvestites.
If on my 2nd job, I have to drive a red car it becomes rojo-not red.This is Poohpa state law.
Some cars are excepted --Red vetts-Dodge Chargers.This is another of my state laws.
If I do have to drive one I bitch and whine like a little little kid.
This a major rule I live by.(I still wonder about my brother-in-law.Don't worry about me I don't think he can read). till next time--Poohpa
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