Well I am back from the hospital.The Dr. removed the side of my stomach,while he was in there,he fixed a hernia.
I was down 27 lbs.after 2 weeks on the diet.I am afraid to weigh, because I feel swollen.
I have six new scares on my tummy.(in later years I will tell my grand kids that I was in a knife fight)
This is the third day since the surgery.I am doing well.Little pain,more like a discomfort.
I have always been the biggest man in the crowd,maybe this will change.
One week on water,then two weeks of protein shakes,after that two weeks of soft foods.
This means no ham or turkey for me this year.I guess a few more years of living is worth it.
When on a liquid ;
Never pass a chance to go pee-
If get urge to poop don't wait-
And never ever trust a fart-
Don't ask me how I know this!
Till next time----------Poohpa
Sunday, December 18, 2011
Friday, December 9, 2011
Second Week
Next Thursday I will have my surgery done.Hopefully I will be home Friday afternoon.
I am weak from lack of food.I need something to chew.
I am tired of drinking my meals.
After the surgery,I will have three more weeks of the liquid diet.Then soft and liquefied food,for three weeks.
I am wasting away,18 lbs. down from last week.
I am so weak,my farts are dry and don't even make a sound.Luckilly they will still stop a clock.
Till next time---------------Poohpa
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I am weak from lack of food.I need something to chew.
I am tired of drinking my meals.
After the surgery,I will have three more weeks of the liquid diet.Then soft and liquefied food,for three weeks.
I am wasting away,18 lbs. down from last week.
I am so weak,my farts are dry and don't even make a sound.Luckilly they will still stop a clock.
Till next time---------------Poohpa
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Sunday, December 4, 2011
Forth Day
Well I ain't dead yet!!!!
No fingers left and I am running out of farts.
Four day into the diet and I have only cheated 375 times, If you don't count the Boston cream pie that disappeared last night.
Ten pounds in four days,not bad.
Sondi has not choked me to death in my sleep.
The guys at work say I am not anymore bitchy had normal.The ass wipes talk behind my back and point fingers at me.(they do know I am very good with a knife and will use it.)
Till next time-----------------------Poohpa Help Me
No fingers left and I am running out of farts.
Four day into the diet and I have only cheated 375 times, If you don't count the Boston cream pie that disappeared last night.
Ten pounds in four days,not bad.
Sondi has not choked me to death in my sleep.
The guys at work say I am not anymore bitchy had normal.The ass wipes talk behind my back and point fingers at me.(they do know I am very good with a knife and will use it.)
Till next time-----------------------Poohpa Help Me
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Day One
Shit---------------I want food.
It was not too bad.
Chewed two fingers off.
Drank four protein shakes and drank three bottles of water.
Farted and tried to bite my own fart.
Need food---send cookies fast.
Till next time -------------------Poohpa
It was not too bad.
Chewed two fingers off.
Drank four protein shakes and drank three bottles of water.
Farted and tried to bite my own fart.
Need food---send cookies fast.
Till next time -------------------Poohpa
Sunday, November 27, 2011
New Start
Dec 1st. I will start a new chapter.On the 1st I am starting a liquid diet.
This is in prep of the gastric sleeve,I will have on Dec.15.
I have been working on this since May,taking classes and seminars.
The good part of this, I hope to lose 8o or 9o lbs by Thanksgiving next year.
The bad part is that I will not get to eat for 8 to 10 weeks.The first two will be a cake walk.
After the surgery,that will be something different all together.
Mostly no food for the first week.Protein shakes for the next two.Blended for the next two.The soft foods for will come next.
This could be a hard time for me (and my wife).
This will be made easier by bitch'n alot to all of you.
Till Next time----------------------Poohpa
This is in prep of the gastric sleeve,I will have on Dec.15.
I have been working on this since May,taking classes and seminars.
The good part of this, I hope to lose 8o or 9o lbs by Thanksgiving next year.
The bad part is that I will not get to eat for 8 to 10 weeks.The first two will be a cake walk.
After the surgery,that will be something different all together.
Mostly no food for the first week.Protein shakes for the next two.Blended for the next two.The soft foods for will come next.
This could be a hard time for me (and my wife).
This will be made easier by bitch'n alot to all of you.
Till Next time----------------------Poohpa
Monday, November 21, 2011
ThanksGiving
Nannie
Thanksgiving makes me think of my MIL.We lost her a few years ago,but she is with us during the season.
She had a tradition of having the grand kids over to help make dressing for the turkey.(In Texas we eat dressing not stuffing).My oldest son took over this job before she left us.This last week, my kids got together,and make the dressing for Thanksgiving and Christmas.We tried to get my grand kids to help,but most were playing to hard to be bothered .
This time of year always make all of us think even more of her.
She was born in 19 something,As Josephine Gotcher in Farmsville Tx.
Married James McClary.
Then Paul Skidmore.
But she was known as Nannie,by anyone ,who was anyone.
We had some people who came to her funeral that did not know her name was Jo.
She was sweet.
She was stern.
She loved her grandkids more than life it's self,and would protect them to the end.
She was what the word family means! Look it up.
She loved the holidays.She decorated for weeks.She wrapped for weeks.She cooked for just as long.
I miss her.
Till next time--------------------Poohpa
P.S. I will not be way for so long.Starting on Dec.1,I will start a new chapter in my life and let you all help me through it.
Thanksgiving makes me think of my MIL.We lost her a few years ago,but she is with us during the season.
She had a tradition of having the grand kids over to help make dressing for the turkey.(In Texas we eat dressing not stuffing).My oldest son took over this job before she left us.This last week, my kids got together,and make the dressing for Thanksgiving and Christmas.We tried to get my grand kids to help,but most were playing to hard to be bothered .
This time of year always make all of us think even more of her.
She was born in 19 something,As Josephine Gotcher in Farmsville Tx.
Married James McClary.
Then Paul Skidmore.
But she was known as Nannie,by anyone ,who was anyone.
We had some people who came to her funeral that did not know her name was Jo.
She was sweet.
She was stern.
She loved her grandkids more than life it's self,and would protect them to the end.
She was what the word family means! Look it up.
She loved the holidays.She decorated for weeks.She wrapped for weeks.She cooked for just as long.
I miss her.
Till next time--------------------Poohpa
P.S. I will not be way for so long.Starting on Dec.1,I will start a new chapter in my life and let you all help me through it.
Thursday, October 27, 2011
I am still here
Have had alot going on lately.
I have been thinking about how we have so much,now compared to when we were young.
Kids do not understand that cokes (sodas) were a treat not a staple.You can drink water.
Two or three kids to a room will not kill or warp your life.
Outside was to play in,not to look at.
The summer of '63 was a bad time in my life.
That year we were so poor,we had no money to spend on Halloween costumes.
Mom just gave me a potato."Put this in your pocket and go as a dictator".
Till next time--Poohpa
I have been thinking about how we have so much,now compared to when we were young.
Kids do not understand that cokes (sodas) were a treat not a staple.You can drink water.
Two or three kids to a room will not kill or warp your life.
Outside was to play in,not to look at.
The summer of '63 was a bad time in my life.
That year we were so poor,we had no money to spend on Halloween costumes.
Mom just gave me a potato."Put this in your pocket and go as a dictator".
Till next time--Poohpa
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