My little sister,Becki, lives in southern Utah.She is coming to town to visit for a couple of days.She also is bringing her new boyfriend to meet the family.His name is Riki,he lived in Israel for most of his life.( I think he is a spy).Not only is he an Israeli spy but he is a Raelain(google this you may be surprised).
He has a hard row to hoe.Just refer to my post about my redneck family. The poor guy does not know what he is getting into.He will meet about 40+ people and they scare the crap out of me. They are part of my family and I still get lost.I carry a large Big Chief tablet and a big yellow pencil with me because I cannot keep up .To many people to many changes.The last time we got together I went through 3 pencils and 2 tablets.I think I will change to a large purple crayon,this will give me better visibility and maybe my hand will not go to sleep.
We will cook out Sunday and I will cook 40 burgers and 30 dogs along with smoked sausage.
Poohpa since you are a meat cutter why not steaks? you ask. The reason is simple--I am a cheap bastard! nuff said--Pray for me that I don't burn every thing or strangle some ones kid!
Till next time---Poohpa
You might want to pat Riki down when he comes in the door......you know how those Israelis are! Just kidding. If you are nice to him, he might give you a ride in his spaceship. I would love to be a fly on the wall at your house Sunday. Hope Riki can take a joke, or two or twenty! Have fun, my friend, as as the commercial goes, Stay Thirsty.
ReplyDeleteThis might be a very interesting meet-up. I'm not so much worried about you Tee. If Riki is into Raëlism you and your 40+ clan may be in for more than you bargained for. Next, my prayers go out to those poor kids you may strangle. Drink lots of liquids...and make sure you don't run out of purple crayons; we want you to be able to write lots of notes and report back to us on this one. ~Joy
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