Monday, May 23, 2011
Sunday, May 15, 2011
- I want to see if you sit on the toilet and flushed---would it suck your guts out through your butt.I tried to get my 5yr old grandson to try it for a buck,but he ran and cried the first time he heard the turbo flush.He did not sit on the pot while at sea.He got real pissy before we got to the first port.
- Elvis was not working the buffet line.
- Could anyone in the Karaoke bar sing-------------Hell no.
- Why were only Indonesians working house keeping and the food lines-Italians were the ships sailors-and the Americans were the Cruise directors and entrainment staff.
- WHY in Gods name with a ship full of Texans were there no biscuits and gravy? There was Damn sure always tacos.
- Where the drunks funny---Hell yes.
- Could you really eat for 24 hrs. with out stopping-------Yes.--Pizza and ice cream 24 hrs a day.Life is good.
- I always wanted to piss off the fantail...Warning if you do use a mask and snorkle.Don't ask how I know this. Until next time------------------------------Poohpa