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Sunday, May 15, 2011

Cruise

  • A few things I tried to find out while on the cruise---
  • I want to see if you sit on the toilet and flushed---would it suck your guts out through your butt.I tried to get my 5yr old grandson to try it for a buck,but he ran and cried the first time he heard the turbo flush.He did not sit on the pot while at sea.He got real pissy before we got to the first port.
  • Elvis was not working the buffet line.
  • Could anyone in the Karaoke bar sing-------------Hell no.
  • Why were only Indonesians working house keeping and the food lines-Italians were the ships sailors-and the Americans were the Cruise directors and entrainment staff.
  • WHY in Gods name with a ship full of Texans were there no biscuits and gravy? There was Damn sure always tacos.
  • Where the drunks funny---Hell yes.
  • Could you really eat for 24 hrs. with out stopping-------Yes.--Pizza and ice cream 24 hrs a day.Life is good.
  • I always wanted to piss off the fantail...Warning if you do use a mask and snorkle.Don't ask how I know this.                                                                                                                                       Until next time------------------------------Poohpa

2 comments:

  1. Ethel from GrapevineMay 16, 2011 at 11:45 AM

    Is that what you were doing in the picture? Is that the fantail? You naughty, naughty boy! So glad you and the family had a great time. May it be the first of many memorable cruises.

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  2. Something looks very suspicious in that picture Tee....but I'm not going to ask. Just glad you had such a good time with your family. Sorry about no biscuits and gravy...I guess SOMEONE didn't get the memo. What do you mean Elvis wasn't working the buffet line? Another botched memo.... ~Joy

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