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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Gas X

Men being men,we talk about sports,sex,women,politics,and farts.
It is a state law that men will brag and lie about their fats.Decompress,poots,toots and butt perfume.
Me personally,I have been able to fart in colors and I have my own signature fragrance.I just call it Burnt Peanut Butter.
Years ago we were in the meat market talking about farts.I told the guys about the time I was in the shower and farted.It blew the door open and sprung the hinge.Almost choked to death before I could get out.
About this time the meat wrapper came in.
She told about the time her husband,Grover, came home drunk.He fell into bed and passed out.
Now they had a dog,one of those yappin little bastards that shake all the time-like he has an ice cube up his butt.Now this little bastard would sleep between Grovers legs.Grover farted, the dog came running out,yappin , and crying.Stopped on Grovers chest and puked his guts up.

I have never made a dog thow up.I could only be so proud.
Till next time--------------Poohpa

3 comments:

  1. We were at some dirt track races last Saturday night and the stands were PACKED. You couldn't have squeezed another person in the stands with a crowbar - well, that is until a guy sitting about 3 people down from me let one BIG one go and it cleared out the whole section - children, women AND men. I'll bet that guy will still be telling that story years from now.

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  2. Now that I've stopped laughing and have composed myself....I printed this post out to show my son. I think the two of you would really like each other....since you have similar humors among 'other' things in common.

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  3. A man has to do, what a man has to do

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