I got nothing!!!!
My mind has gone to shit---no brains left.
Not like I have alshimers { I can't spell either} or anything.Damn spell check does not always help.
Gone to shit-----
I am having a hard time try'n to find anything to write about.
All my fart stories are gone.
My family will not talk to me for fear I will rat them out on the blog.
The guys at work run from me.
I have run out of lies.
I have not got anything to talk bad about my friends.
Nothing to rant about at work,even with the holidays coming soon.Even nothing to tell about Jack Ass,the customer from hell.
I don't even have anything to tell about me.
What the hell is going on? Shit for brains,that what.
Till next time -----------Poohpa ( I hope)
Friday, June 24, 2011
Friday, June 17, 2011
Why Come?
I have been lazy about blogging--Why ,I been lazy!
A few things I wounder about.
How does a thermal bottle know when to keep it hot or cold?
If the great horned toad is so great and so horny---Why are they almost extinct ?
When did the emergency brake on a car, become a parking brake?
Why when you gotta go pee--is there always someone in the rest room?
Why do I think of all this useless bullshit? My brain is full of it and it keeps leaking out.
Till next time-----Poohpa
A few things I wounder about.
How does a thermal bottle know when to keep it hot or cold?
If the great horned toad is so great and so horny---Why are they almost extinct ?
When did the emergency brake on a car, become a parking brake?
Why when you gotta go pee--is there always someone in the rest room?
Why do I think of all this useless bullshit? My brain is full of it and it keeps leaking out.
Till next time-----Poohpa
Monday, June 6, 2011
Things that make me happy
A few things that make me happy.
- Grand kids.
- My wife.
- My kids.
- When children giggle instead of crying.
- Good food.
- Good food with good friends
- A good joke ( clean or dirty).
- Telling a good lie when your friends believe the bull shit.
- Being right---this don't happen often.
- Listening to a good book on CD while driving to work.
- The guys I work with,both jobs.
- All my women in my life.---This is a curse,I can't help it.
- A job well done.
- A good fart.
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Pills
You all know I work in a meat market.
I see stuff that most people do not want to see.
Nothing real gross,we do not kill and gut,we just cut the meat.This not as dirty as it used to be.
Sanitation laws are alot tougher than they were years ago.
I have become immune to alot.After 42 yrs I can eat beside damn near anything.I can eat a ham sandwich while sitting right beside the meat block.
I also believe that we have gone over board with this sanitation thing.Dirty is dirty,but you can over do anything.Our bodies need a little bacteria to work right.
I believe in the 30 sec rule ( this was a 5 second rule when I was 20.The older I get the longer the time frame.)
This morning I was doing my stuff before work. Hair -teeth-pills.
When started my meds I dropped one, no big deal.This does happen.This morning I could not find it.I looked for about 5 minutes,thin a found it.It was in the holder for the toliet bowl brush.
Now I am cheap and tuff, But I aint stupid! I am just on pill short for the month.
Till next time -----------------Poohpa
I see stuff that most people do not want to see.
Nothing real gross,we do not kill and gut,we just cut the meat.This not as dirty as it used to be.
Sanitation laws are alot tougher than they were years ago.
I have become immune to alot.After 42 yrs I can eat beside damn near anything.I can eat a ham sandwich while sitting right beside the meat block.
I also believe that we have gone over board with this sanitation thing.Dirty is dirty,but you can over do anything.Our bodies need a little bacteria to work right.
I believe in the 30 sec rule ( this was a 5 second rule when I was 20.The older I get the longer the time frame.)
This morning I was doing my stuff before work. Hair -teeth-pills.
When started my meds I dropped one, no big deal.This does happen.This morning I could not find it.I looked for about 5 minutes,thin a found it.It was in the holder for the toliet bowl brush.
Now I am cheap and tuff, But I aint stupid! I am just on pill short for the month.
Till next time -----------------Poohpa
Monday, May 23, 2011
Cruise 2011
Me and Me Winch
Our cuise ship.
Sea Turtle Farm.
Just a few pics for our vacation.
Till next time----------------------------------------Poohpa
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Cruise
- A few things I tried to find out while on the cruise---
- I want to see if you sit on the toilet and flushed---would it suck your guts out through your butt.I tried to get my 5yr old grandson to try it for a buck,but he ran and cried the first time he heard the turbo flush.He did not sit on the pot while at sea.He got real pissy before we got to the first port.
- Elvis was not working the buffet line.
- Could anyone in the Karaoke bar sing-------------Hell no.
- Why were only Indonesians working house keeping and the food lines-Italians were the ships sailors-and the Americans were the Cruise directors and entrainment staff.
- WHY in Gods name with a ship full of Texans were there no biscuits and gravy? There was Damn sure always tacos.
- Where the drunks funny---Hell yes.
- Could you really eat for 24 hrs. with out stopping-------Yes.--Pizza and ice cream 24 hrs a day.Life is good.
- I always wanted to piss off the fantail...Warning if you do use a mask and snorkle.Don't ask how I know this. Until next time------------------------------Poohpa
Vacation
OK , we are back for our cruise.We had a great time.
Lot's of pics and bullshit to tell you about,but it will be later.The ship was late getting in.
Till next time----------------Poohpa
Lot's of pics and bullshit to tell you about,but it will be later.The ship was late getting in.
Till next time----------------Poohpa
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