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Thursday, December 1, 2011

Day One

Shit---------------I want food.

It was not too bad.

Chewed two fingers off.

Drank four protein shakes and drank three bottles of water.

Farted and tried to bite my own fart.

Need food---send cookies fast.

Till next time -------------------Poohpa

2 comments:

  1. Can't stop from laughing. At this rate you won't have anything to type with in a few days. Think of something else to chew off. Cookies...BAD. Hang in there Tee.... ~Joy

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  2. Ethel from GrapevineDecember 4, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    I once knew a man named Tee
    who wished to be all he could be.
    So to prepare for OR, no more food anymore
    All that liquid just makes him pee!

    Hang in there, my friend.

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