Wednesday, March 7, 2012

That time of year again.

It's that time of year--Yard work!  Shit
I have never been one to love yard work.Now I am not lazy,but I have never liked to work in the yard.
The first week of March and yard work!!!
In Texas, you are lucky to get 2 months free from the damn yard.
Yard work in December is a bitch.
Now I have been going to the gym three times a week,while working 7 days a week.
You wonder why I dislike it so much.If ,I was not so cheap, I would hire someone to do this for me,but I am a cheap son of a bitch.
The weather last year was so bad,I was afraid for my health.
Not to mention,every time I farted,I burned a hole in my shorts.Nothing worse than flames shoot'n out your ass!

Till next time-Poohpa


  1. I've never been into yard work either Tee, and have had a landscaping service do my yard for years. My husband use to mow the lawn years and years ago when the kids were small; but he never loved it either. I'd like to eventually stop the lawn service, but I love a nicely kept yard....and I'm not about to get out there at this stage in my life. Good luck... ~Joy

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