Shit it is hot outside! 102f in the shade today and it has been warmer earlier in the week. 105f on my patio in the shade.
Next week I have jury duty--shit it's hot.
I don't mind jury duty.It is all of our duty to serve.In 1980 I served on a jury for 3 weeks.Shit it was the hottest summer in history.Untill this year.I just hope I will not have to serve that long.
It is so hot outside,that when I was doing yard work,I farted.It caught on fire and almost burned a tree down.(Quess I will not bend over after eating tacos,while outside).I am OK ,just a burned butt and a ruined pair of cargo shorts.
Did I say--Shit it is hot?
Till next time------Poohpa
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Friday, July 15, 2011
Antz
We had visitors from out of state this last weekend.
My sister Becki from Utah and her boy friend Riki---the spaceman.
Her daughter from Vegas and her family.
We did have a good time and also got togather with 40 of our long lost Aunts,Uncles,and cousins.These from my Mom's (we lost her in 1980) side of the family.We had a great dinner at El Chico's mexican resterant.They fixed a nice fajita bar,plenty to eat for everyone.A good time for all.It has benn atlest 20 yrs since we have seen most of them.
On Sunday we had a cook out at my house.Burgers ,dogs,and grill boneless pork chops.My neice spent 2hrs.making brownies from scratch.They were very good even if my son ,Keith had a problem getting them out of the oven.
As for the ants,they were there to greet Riki (this is a spaceman thing I quess).All I know is when he got to the house ,they all parted and you could her them chant--Riki-Riki.
When he left so did the ants---must be a space thing.
Till next time -------Poohpa
My sister Becki from Utah and her boy friend Riki---the spaceman.
Her daughter from Vegas and her family.
We did have a good time and also got togather with 40 of our long lost Aunts,Uncles,and cousins.These from my Mom's (we lost her in 1980) side of the family.We had a great dinner at El Chico's mexican resterant.They fixed a nice fajita bar,plenty to eat for everyone.A good time for all.It has benn atlest 20 yrs since we have seen most of them.
On Sunday we had a cook out at my house.Burgers ,dogs,and grill boneless pork chops.My neice spent 2hrs.making brownies from scratch.They were very good even if my son ,Keith had a problem getting them out of the oven.
As for the ants,they were there to greet Riki (this is a spaceman thing I quess).All I know is when he got to the house ,they all parted and you could her them chant--Riki-Riki.
When he left so did the ants---must be a space thing.
Till next time -------Poohpa
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Help Me
We have been invated by ants and Realiens.
Visitors are here from Utah and Navada.I do not know if they brought the ants,but I did see the movie "Them", when was a kid.I do believe that this is all connected.
I will repoert back later if they do not suck our brains out while we sleep.
Till next time-----------Poohpa
Visitors are here from Utah and Navada.I do not know if they brought the ants,but I did see the movie "Them", when was a kid.I do believe that this is all connected.
I will repoert back later if they do not suck our brains out while we sleep.
Till next time-----------Poohpa
Friday, June 24, 2011
Blank
I got nothing!!!!
My mind has gone to shit---no brains left.
Not like I have alshimers { I can't spell either} or anything.Damn spell check does not always help.
Gone to shit-----
I am having a hard time try'n to find anything to write about.
All my fart stories are gone.
My family will not talk to me for fear I will rat them out on the blog.
The guys at work run from me.
I have run out of lies.
I have not got anything to talk bad about my friends.
Nothing to rant about at work,even with the holidays coming soon.Even nothing to tell about Jack Ass,the customer from hell.
I don't even have anything to tell about me.
What the hell is going on? Shit for brains,that what.
Till next time -----------Poohpa ( I hope)
My mind has gone to shit---no brains left.
Not like I have alshimers { I can't spell either} or anything.Damn spell check does not always help.
Gone to shit-----
I am having a hard time try'n to find anything to write about.
All my fart stories are gone.
My family will not talk to me for fear I will rat them out on the blog.
The guys at work run from me.
I have run out of lies.
I have not got anything to talk bad about my friends.
Nothing to rant about at work,even with the holidays coming soon.Even nothing to tell about Jack Ass,the customer from hell.
I don't even have anything to tell about me.
What the hell is going on? Shit for brains,that what.
Till next time -----------Poohpa ( I hope)
Friday, June 17, 2011
Why Come?
I have been lazy about blogging--Why ,I been lazy!
A few things I wounder about.
How does a thermal bottle know when to keep it hot or cold?
If the great horned toad is so great and so horny---Why are they almost extinct ?
When did the emergency brake on a car, become a parking brake?
Why when you gotta go pee--is there always someone in the rest room?
Why do I think of all this useless bullshit? My brain is full of it and it keeps leaking out.
Till next time-----Poohpa
A few things I wounder about.
How does a thermal bottle know when to keep it hot or cold?
If the great horned toad is so great and so horny---Why are they almost extinct ?
When did the emergency brake on a car, become a parking brake?
Why when you gotta go pee--is there always someone in the rest room?
Why do I think of all this useless bullshit? My brain is full of it and it keeps leaking out.
Till next time-----Poohpa
Monday, June 6, 2011
Things that make me happy
A few things that make me happy.
- Grand kids.
- My wife.
- My kids.
- When children giggle instead of crying.
- Good food.
- Good food with good friends
- A good joke ( clean or dirty).
- Telling a good lie when your friends believe the bull shit.
- Being right---this don't happen often.
- Listening to a good book on CD while driving to work.
- The guys I work with,both jobs.
- All my women in my life.---This is a curse,I can't help it.
- A job well done.
- A good fart.
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
Pills
You all know I work in a meat market.
I see stuff that most people do not want to see.
Nothing real gross,we do not kill and gut,we just cut the meat.This not as dirty as it used to be.
Sanitation laws are alot tougher than they were years ago.
I have become immune to alot.After 42 yrs I can eat beside damn near anything.I can eat a ham sandwich while sitting right beside the meat block.
I also believe that we have gone over board with this sanitation thing.Dirty is dirty,but you can over do anything.Our bodies need a little bacteria to work right.
I believe in the 30 sec rule ( this was a 5 second rule when I was 20.The older I get the longer the time frame.)
This morning I was doing my stuff before work. Hair -teeth-pills.
When started my meds I dropped one, no big deal.This does happen.This morning I could not find it.I looked for about 5 minutes,thin a found it.It was in the holder for the toliet bowl brush.
Now I am cheap and tuff, But I aint stupid! I am just on pill short for the month.
Till next time -----------------Poohpa
I see stuff that most people do not want to see.
Nothing real gross,we do not kill and gut,we just cut the meat.This not as dirty as it used to be.
Sanitation laws are alot tougher than they were years ago.
I have become immune to alot.After 42 yrs I can eat beside damn near anything.I can eat a ham sandwich while sitting right beside the meat block.
I also believe that we have gone over board with this sanitation thing.Dirty is dirty,but you can over do anything.Our bodies need a little bacteria to work right.
I believe in the 30 sec rule ( this was a 5 second rule when I was 20.The older I get the longer the time frame.)
This morning I was doing my stuff before work. Hair -teeth-pills.
When started my meds I dropped one, no big deal.This does happen.This morning I could not find it.I looked for about 5 minutes,thin a found it.It was in the holder for the toliet bowl brush.
Now I am cheap and tuff, But I aint stupid! I am just on pill short for the month.
Till next time -----------------Poohpa
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