Grand kids

• It is a God given right to lie to your Grand kids
• My wife once told my oldest sons daughter that we had once worked as trapeze artist in the circus.She later told her other grand mother and I got the blame.
• The same grand daughter asked her father to pull her finger--buuuurp! She told him the other one was the tooter--that was Me this time.I was so proud.
• I convinced one of the other grand daughters that she had worms from eating raw cookie dough.
• I also told her that there were crawdads in the water when she was baptised.
• I tell them if they swallow their gum they will blow bubbles out their butts.
• I also tell them video games will rot their brains out.
• Lord help me,but it sure is fun.
• Till next time ---Poohpa