I was remined today of an old joke I used to tell.Maybe some of my new friends will enjoy this,to my old ones get over it.
A man sitting in a restaurant eating dinner.He notices all the servers have spoons in their shirt pocket.He cannot stand it and calls his waiter to the table.
Man--I see you all have spoons in your pocket,what gives?
Waiter--We have taken surveys over the years and people tend to drop spoons more than anything else.So we all carry spoons just to save time.
Man--That makes since,thank you.
A few moments later he notices that all the male servers have strings hanging from their pants fly. Again he calls the same waiter over .
Man--Ok what is with the strings hanging from your fly?
Waiter--The same survey says people worry about us touching our pecker when we go to the bathroom.So we just pull it out with the string.
Man--Don't you still have to touch it when you put it back in your pants?
Waiter--No I just use my spoon.