Doctors

I hate going to see the sonabitches.

• There are lots of things I hate about them.


• They do not listen to what you say--only what they want to hear.


• They charge to much for what little service you actually get.It makes since to me that if you charge $50 for the insurance company,you should charge me the same if I pay cash.


• How come when I return a call, to them, you can never talk to a real person?


• Sick snotty little bastards in the same waiting room as people that just hurt.


• Cold fingers.


• The sound of KY jelly---splaaaat and then the slap of a rubber glove.


• Guys--When you bend over does he have one or two hands on your back?


• When you get double scoped--Does he use one or two hoses.Hopfully if he uses one,maybe he cleans it off first.


• Why does he never send flowers?


• Have you ever had a nurse or Doctor say thank you when you leave?